You know how some days things go really well? You know how sometimes the plumber comes and fixes the dishwasher and the shower and the running toilet? You know how sometimes you ask the plumber why the kitchen faucet doesn't swivel and he says that it is corroded and needs replacing? You know how sometimes you think you know better?
Monday was one of those days when I thought I knew better. Corroded you say? I can fix that with some vinegar. I will just wrap the faucet in paper towels soaked in vinegar and let that break down the corrosion. See, look it is getting looser already! I knew it! Now I bet if I just push it a little harder then it will be.....
Oh,
crap.
$98 at Lowes later you are
back in your kitchen ready to learn about
plumbing.
2 hours later you are
still under the sink ready to
murder whoever put these
bolts on so tightly. And what is with
rust?! Seriously, if we want
information from terrorists we should put them under
sinks and make them lay flat on their backs with water
dripping in their faces and rust
flaking into their eyes and make them
loosen bolts.
Terrorism solved. You're welcome.
But you finally get those
stupid terrorists. Umm, I
mean bolts.
And then it is time for the
shiny new faucet. The instructions only have
4 steps so it can't be that
hard right?
Wrong.
Did I mention that to
test the shiny new faucet you have to keep
crawling out from under the sink and going
outside in the 115 degree heat to turn the
water back on at the main source because the
valves under the sink are, yup you guessed it,
rusted shut?
You know when you have one of
those days where you
accomplish something you have never done before and you feel
super proud of yourself and you take a 30
minute shower?
Monday was one of those days.